This is what I read on Twitter all day, people. IT'S RIVETING.

• dcorsetto: Waiting to meet up with my old roommie who I haven't seen in like 3 years, her new boyfriend, and our German visitor!
• Shortpacked: @dcorsetto I don't know why, but "our German visitor" demands to be a euphemism for something.
• jephjacques: @dcorsetto @Shortpacked menstruation that invades Poland?