Seriously people you have no idea. I think I’ve spent like 3 or 4 days trying to get a take of this song that sounded good. It should not be this difficult, it’s two patterns that alternate and neither one is hard! What is wrong with my fingers!?

Oh well. Got a version that’s good enough for the filthy, filthy internets. Also, the longer it takes, the better I feel afterwards, so there’s that.

King Kong Kitchie Kitchie Ki-Me-O, trad.
Guitar
Recorded in Audacity with my Rock Band mic